Twitter Names refers to a running joke in the podcast No Such Thing As A Fish whereby one of the presenters will give a false twitter username based on a joke from the episode they have just finished recording.
List of Examples[]
Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes for Perverts, following a story about a fast-food chain using a chicken to do its tweets, and tweeting the word "bum".
- Murray: @ChickenBum
Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas on the Beach, following Andy's claim that he would smuggle a snake across borders in a lolly mold.
- Murray: @LollyMoldLover
Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy, following a story about a man who is hired out to parties to be rolled up in a carpet and stepped on.
- Murray: @BurritoPartyBoy
Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead, following a story about a Twitter user called SkipLicker running a poll about Tim Farron's trustworthiness.
- Harkin: @SkipLicker
Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy, following a comment about how "sausage" backwards sounds like "Jesus".
- Murray: @SausageJesus
Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries, after James Harkin has finally changed his twitter username from @EggShaped to @JamesHarkin.
- Murray: @EggShaped! I've finally got in there! This clown I've been following for years gave it up!
Episode 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel, after Ptaszynski reveals that the @-symbol is called an amphora.
- Ptaszynski: You can get me on Podcast -Amphora- QI.com
- Murray: Amphora- AndrewHunterM
Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats, after Murray has told an unpleasant fact about frogs.
- Schreiber: We can be found on our Twitter accounts, I'm on @Schreiberland. Andy... please just don't contact him this week.
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia, after Dan researches the movie Cleopatra by acccident, instead of the movie being discussed in the episode.
- Schreiber: You can also follow me on my other account, @CleopatraMovieTrivia.
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History, after a discussion on the name George Spelvin, which is used when actors are embarassed about appearing in a given play.
- Murray: @GeorgioSpelvino
Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark, after a discussion about indigenous Hawaiians having names for their genitals.
- Schreiber: I'm on @Schreiberland... and my penis is on @...
Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa, after Schreiber suggests that in a few decades' time the letters PTD will have replaced OMG.
- Schreiber: ...or you can go to our brand-new twitter account, @PTDFacts!
Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty, after a discussion about how Walter Raleigh naming Virginia after Elizabeth I's sexual history was a bit rude, leading to the idea of a town named "Lads-lads-lads-ville".
- Schreiber: I'm on @LadsLadsLads.
Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train, after a piece about artificial insemination, Murray suggests that Ptaszynski is going to receive a backlash.
- Murray: The authorities should email...
- Ptaszynski: You can email podcast@qi.com!
Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow, after talk about how there is a black market trade in cow poo in the Netherlands.
- Murray: @OldJohnThePooSmuggler
Episode 333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados, after mention of a wrestler whose fans chanted "Balls! Balls! Balls" when he hit his opponents.
- Murray: It's @BallsBallsBalls
- Schreiber: Wow, really committing to that.
Episode 341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich, guest Rhys Darby joins in, despite actually having the twitter account @rhysiedarby.
- Darby: Please don't contact me - it gives me anxiety.
- Harkin: Anna, that should've been your line.
- Ptaszynski: Wish I'd thought of that phrase 5 years ago!